FUNNY BIRTHDAY MESSAGES
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
An old fart is as good as a new one. And you smell like one too
Another year, another new place thet aches.
Be thankful your birthday comes juts once a year... Think how old you would be if it came every month.
Better to be over the hill than burried under it.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
Did your cake cost you less than the candles? Then you are definitely old!
Do you know what happened when my horse tried to tap out your age? It got its leg fractured!
Don't worry about your future, I am sure you will have a bright one, don't worry about the past, you can't change it, don't worry about the present, I have not got one for you!
Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake.
Happy birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.
Happy Birthday you old fart.
Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.
Here's the secret to look younger: Dress like a teenager with baggy, oversized clothes they will hide your baggy, oversized body.
Here's you friggin birthday card
I expect you to know older people are revered and respected in some cultures, so have a fantastic birthday, oh great one!
I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind.
Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake?
It's ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.
My golden words for your birthday..."Smile while you still have teeth!"
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
So many candles... so little cake.
Some words of wisdom for your birthday, "Smile while you still have teeth!"
The nation's best kept secret is... Your true age!
The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you're getting older. Anyway, Happy Birthday!
The younger you try to look; the older you actually are.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents, you know.
U can count on me to not send you one of those rude and insulting cards about getting another year older because I know how sensitive old people can be about their age.
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
With age comes wisdom. (You're one of the wisest people I know!)
You age like cheese... You just keep getting smellier!
You are as old as you can act.
You are growing old, but I know there is a younger person within you, who wonders... What the hell happened?
You are not old if you can read this without using a magnifying glass or even your spectacles! (Write this message in very small letters)
You're not old until you can't read this writing anymore. (written in real small text)
You've survived another year. Although you're older, it's better than the alternative. Congratulations!
